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The game I watch during a commercial break of the game I’m really watching.
“Yeah, I watched it, but it was my commercial game”
word of the day: November 02, 2013
Electronics replaced after water damage by begging the company to do it under warranty.
“I thought your phone was broken?”
“It was, but I pleaded with the guy at the store and he replaced it with a peefurbished one!”
word of the day: November 01, 2013
v. int. The act of pushing one’s face in between two ample breasts, and staying motionless/silent, like floating calmly on two nice soft billowy clouds. Opposite of motorboat
Madison laid down on the bed to let Ethan motorboat
her, but Ethan was so drunk that he passed out as soon as he put his face between her breasts
. Now he’s just motorfloating on Madison’s boobies
and she’s stuck there until he wakes up. I hope he doesn’t puke on her!